The Hateful Elf
2026-27 Season 47
World Premiere

The Hateful Elf

Sam French & Kyle Wilson

An adults only musical comedy from the writers of KRAGTAR

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Another delicious musical from the writers of KRAGTAR!

THE HATEFUL ELF
by Sam French and Kyle Wilson

December 12, 2026 – January 2, 2027

From the writers of KRAGTAR! comes a new demented holiday classic. It’s four weeks until Christmas, and the North Pole is all abuzz—except for Crud, the most hateful elf ever employed in Santa’s workshop. When he pisses on the North Pole Christmas tree, Santa sends him on a quest to find a replacement… and the true meaning of the holiday season. Leave the kids at home for this acid-brained twist on yuletide specials like Rudolph and A Charlie Brown Christmas.

*This production is not part of the Adventure Pass subscription

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Sam French & Kyle Wilson

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Jan 2, 2027

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